Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Merry Inappropriate Christmas

Real quick, 'cause I have to go mail something, just thought I'd show you the Christmas card Julia made for her teacher, but which I would not allow her to take to school. You can imagine my horror, though I laughed all day about it. But, man. Kids.



I can only guess Julia thought her teacher needed a little lovin' under the mistletoe. Or something like that. Yikes!

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  1. Well, the mind just boggles with possibilities!

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  2. Brilliant - I love it. Does Julia mean her teacher has had her wish for some snow, or just landed the man of her dreams. It's got to be snow of course - I love young Julia's innocence - she's a little star.

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    1. Oh, I wish it was all about snow. But Julia's been asking about the birds and bees, just certain aspects of it, lately. Today she was role playing with some dolls and I heard her say, "And now they're going to kiss. Okay, and now the sheets are making noise." Great, just great.

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  3. I can see she has some of her mother's talent when it comes to drawing. The message though gave more meaning to fa-la-la than usual.


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    1. One day I'm going to have a loooong talk with that girl. : )

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  4. Oh how cute!! Wish I knew what that teacher has been telling her students :)

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  5. Good thing I wasn't drinking any tea when I saw her drawings. Goodness. What DID her teacher say when she read it? What could she say? Precious.

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    1. I made Julia draw up another one real quick that day. Good thing I caught it in time!

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